
Released October 31st 2018
Runtime: 35 Minutes, 31 Seconds
Record Label: Released Independently
- The Bong Of Eternal Stench (6:06) Instrumental
- Pot Fiend (9:37) Instrumental
- Doperganger (7:49) Instrumental
- Roached Earth (11:59) Instrumental
- Hexy Dude (Drums)
- Sheepy Dude (Bass)
- Cheesy Dude (Guitar)
- Alky Dude (Guitar)
Well i must admit this is not a a review i was actually expecting to write up, not that i wasn’t already a fan of the band which i am but because i never saw this album release coming. I only heard about Belzebong’s new album release coming literally a day or two prior to its initial Halloween release (also i cannot think of a better release date than Halloween after April 20th than to release an album titled Light The Dankness, its so cliched its glorious). Then again looking back on the band’s release history it had been over 3 years since their last full length record was dropped so i suppose a new album was due by this point, here Belzebong appeared poised to continue their form of Stoner instrumental metal which is something i only took to pretty recently actually since i only learnt of the band back in about early June. Their first 2 albums are great pieces of Stoner songwriting so i hoped going into this 4 track but still 35 minute album that the band would hopefully reciprocate this.
I want to say straight away that i’m not usually a fan of solely instrumental metal, i’ve found over the years that i like to have some form of vocal input going into the music. That’s completely different with Belzebong however especially considering their stoner metal too, the riffs on this album don’t just play for you but rather they feel like they groove along the songwriting. Because we’re not getting vocals here, the band haven’t needed to worry about inputting them into their songwriting and as a result they can focus far more sharply and intently on producing the best riffs and songwriting they can achieve. There’s this great and underlying quality of sound going through the album where one could almost imagine themselves practically surfing along the metaphorical waves of music the band are generating; the riffs feel so alive and almost play out like contained stories of their own with melodies, choruses and verses as if replacing what the vocals would have implemented. This is absolutely evident in Roached Earth, a track that closes out the album and one that i confidently dub as a bonafide masterpiece of stoner metal instrumentation. What this track does differently to the other three on the album is have this particular sense of weight and gravitas to it, an attitude that is far more mature and mightier than what Belzebong have usually produced in the past. You feel the riff here, you feel the songwriting as it effortlessly engages and entertains you for almost 12 minutes straight.
Like the riffs the general songwriting on the whole possesses a great sense of flow to it. Listening to this album feels like a cool ride to be had as if one could really have fun listening to this record. The overall sound to Light The Dankness is like the band have taken a step back, each lit up a bong and are basking in the psychedelic trips these drugs are giving them. This album sounds precisely like that drug trip where one could almost imagine their surroundings morph and evolve into scenarios that are as warped and colourised as the band’s hallucinations. In that respect, its a very laid back album experience where the band want you to enjoy yourself here but equally wouldn’t wish you to take them too seriously when they are after all writing and playing music about Satan, weed etc.
I have to say with the absence of vocals throughout Belzebong’s material, the drums do a great job at carrying this flow of riffs and songwriting across the record’s duration. The drums that Belzebong utilise frankly are the exact same kind tat you would normally expect to get in ever kind of stoner metal record ever however there is a small quality to be found with the drums here, they’re able to carry that great flow of music with ease and natural ability. The album may never reach speeds that are too fast but there are times where the music does reach the faster tempos and occasions where it slows down somewhat, the drums have been able to accompany for the changes in tempo and the band adapt them to the songwriting accordingly. As a small sidenote i like how the band are continuing to implement the audio samples just as they have done across the res of their previous material. It simply helps to lend some kind of structure to the album so that its not just pure instrumentation. These audio samples act almost as a makeshift narration for the album, as if Belzebong are telling some kind of marginally connected story arc with Light The Dankness. Ripped from old tv shows and movies the samples carry this authentic and vintage sound with them that bolsters the general Stoner vibe the band easily exude.
In conclusion, i want to reiterate that really am not usually a fan of material that is solely instrumental since i do like to have some vocals happening throughout the album. Belzebong have been excelling at being the elephant in the room in that respect by producing records that not only feel great but are written well and sound great too. With an album that may well be their best work yet, Belzebong have crafted a 35 minute album that is easily approachable and equally digestible even if you’re slightly apprehensive about diving into this album. I do recommend that you give it a go because you may find yourself pleasantly surprised by what Belzebong can bring to the table alongside their spiritual brothers Bongripper. I’m happy this album was suddenly sprung upon me as if wanting to be found, a nice album that puts a smile on your face. And that’s even before you picked the bong up.
8.5/10
Favourite tracks:
- The Bong Of Eternal Stench
- Roached Earth


